Edward Coristine Resigns from Government Post After Brief Tenure as Elon Musk DOGE Appointee

Internet Personality Known as Big Balls Steps Down from GSA Role Amid Rising Attention

Edward Coristine—also mistakenly referred to by some as Curtis Coristine—has officially resigned from his senior government role after a short but high-profile tenure. The 19-year-old engineer, known online by the nickname “Big Balls,” had been appointed as a GS-15 advisor within the General Services Administration (GSA), where he worked on initiatives under the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), a symbolic nod to Elon Musk's satirical approach to streamlining bureaucracy.

Often described in online circles as the Elon Musk DOGE appointee, Coristine’s departure marks a sudden halt to one of the most unusual recent appointments in the U.S. federal system.

A Fast Rise Fueled by Tech Ties and Online Fame

Coristine gained notoriety on the internet thanks to the nickname “Big Balls,” which originated from a humorous note he received from a friend in high school. Despite the joke, he rapidly built a serious portfolio in the tech world.

Before entering public service, Coristine worked with Neuralink, Elon Musk’s brain-machine interface startup, and also helped with LesserEvil, his father’s natural snack company. He is also the founder of Tesla.Sexy, a domain management venture that oversees Tesla-themed web properties.

His reputation as a brash but brilliant engineer made him a standout figure, and his transition into government as a GS-15-level advisor at just 19 years old raised both eyebrows and questions.

Short-Lived Government Role Ends Abruptly

Coristine was appointed to the GSA last month, where he quickly became involved in notable policy meetings. He participated in a May 5 meeting with the Commerce Department to discuss updates to the “golden visa” program originally introduced during the Trump administration. Later, on May 22, he joined a Treasury Department session addressing financial regulatory concerns.

However, his time in office was brief. Edward Coristine’s resignation came just weeks after his appointment, prompting discussion about how and why a young internet figure moved so swiftly through federal ranks.

This event has been widely referred to as the Curtis Coristine GSA resignation by some outlets, though Edward is his correct name.

Past Controversies and Career Disruptions

Coristine’s career has not been without controversy. He was previously removed from the cybersecurity firm Path Network following allegations that he leaked proprietary information. Although he has never publicly addressed the claims in detail, the incident has lingered as a blemish on an otherwise fast-moving resume.

Despite these setbacks, Coristine continued to receive high-profile opportunities—many of which were propelled by his connections in the tech world and his early ties to Elon Musk’s companies.

Family History Adds More Intrigue

Adding another layer to his story, Edward Coristine is reportedly the grandson of Valery Martynov, a former KGB agent who was executed by the Soviet Union for acting as a double agent. While this detail has no bearing on Coristine’s own actions or qualifications, it has fueled additional curiosity about his background and security clearance eligibility.

What Comes Next for the Big Balls Engineer?

Coristine has not issued a public statement regarding his resignation or his future plans. Whether he returns to Silicon Valley, continues building private ventures like Tesla.Sexy, or retreats from public life altogether remains unclear.

His resignation, however, has solidified his status as a modern political enigma—a Big Balls engineer whose story blends internet culture, elite tech access, and federal politics in a way few others have experienced.